Penis Envy - Women, You Won't Understand

So, this is charming. I don't even need to spy anymore, she's indiscreet and doesn't care.

So I'm saving a picture to the My Pictures folder (funny story - old girlfriend I found in a personal ad. LOL. Serves you right for dumping me, Kris! I'm GLAD you can't find a boyfriend!) and there's a saved Email in there.

My feeling is she probably wanted to save some attachments, didn't know how, did a "save as" on the whole Email.

So, it's from the Other Guy's work email address, to EL's work email address, CC'd to her home address.

What's in this lovely email, you ask? Why, three photos of his dick, that's what.

Yeah, you heard me. Sent from his work computer, to hers.

They are so gonna get caught and fired before our divorce agreement is ready, which is really going to fuck me up, I can just see it. I HOPE a good judge will realize that she got fired for her own stupid reasons and is obviously capable of getting another job, so won't make me pay alimony or extra support while she looks for one.

Another amusing fact is that some of his bedroom is clearly visible in the pictures in the background, so now when I tell (and show) his wife he can never claim I'm making it all up. It would be pretty hard to explain away how I'd have pics of his dick taken in his own house...his wife should recognize the house even if she doesn't recognize the cock.


Now, you women out there won't understand why I'd think something like this at a time like this, but the guys understand:

The best part of all? Yeah, that's right....mine's bigger than his.


So anyway, more proof my wife has gone off the deep end, and doesn't care about being even remotely discreet.

I'll be clear - it's not the fact of the dick-pictures themselves that make me say that, hey people online, that's what they do. Most women I talk to online are really skeeved out by the fact that some guys just randomly send them cock pics (I don't, by the way...lol) but I would assume EL solicited the pics from him, either for their personal ad or her own reasons.

No, it's the disregard for common sense she's showing by having something like this sent to her work computer, and home. Same thing for him.

How stupid are these people? Lots of companies scan all mail for attached pics and cache them for someone to look at later. They're gonna get nailed, I know it.


Other news, well, my social life is not suffering. Every day I find out more terrible things about the woman I used to know that make it easier to accept this, and also every day I find myself meeting someone new, just for a dinner-date with no expectations.

So, Wednesday night was Punky, Thursday and Friday were just long phone converations with Erin and Sherri. Tonight I'm going out with Sherri, and tomorrow, Erin. Tuesday, possibly meeting Beth.

I know, I'm a man-whore...but it's just socializing, no expectations and nothing but good company. I just think it's kinda funny I was worred about my prospects.... All I'm trying to do is meet people and figure out what life is going to be like after EL, and what I have to offer, and who's out there for me. This isn't me trying to replace EL or anything. I am being particularly careful about that. All these gals and me understand what our situations are, they're all in the same boat.

I don't know if I'm trying to reassure myself or my "audience" on that one, but I guess what I'm saying is, it might look like I'm just having a kneejerk reaction now and deciding to date every woman I can find. That's not really what it is. You'll just have to trust me on that.